DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE

One day, Amin went to a lecture at his former university. The lecturer said "I've been spending most of my happy moments with a woman that is not my wife". All the people that was presence there was shock to hear that. Then, the lecturer continued "She was my mother", Amin was very impressed with how the lecturer said it. When he was home he said to his wife "I've been spending most of my happy moments with a woman that is not my wife". Amin close his eye to remember how the lecturer said the sentence. When he opened his eyes, he found out that he was laying down in the hospital.
So, the morale of the story is don't copy if you can't paste. 

MALAYS THAT HAVE BAD ENGLISH

In a tourist spot there was a Malay man. He thinks that his english language is good enough that he knows the number in english and know how to say sorry. He was walking and then he accidentally steps on a foreign tourist's foot that was not looking where he was going. This is how their conversation after that:-
Man: I'm sorry.
Tourist: I'm sorry too.
Man: I'm sorry three.
Tourist: What for?
Man: I'm sorry five.
Tourist: Are you sick.
Man: I'm sorry seven.
Without knowing where the conversation is going, the tourist leave him. The Malay man was left with a question mark on his head. 

FART JOKE!?

In a jewelry shop, there is a woman that accidentally fart when she was looking at a ring. She was ashamed and embarrassed. Then, she look around and noticed a promoter near her ...

Promoter asked "Can I help?"

The woman thinks that the promoter did not hear her fart. So, the women replied "How much is this ring?".

Promoter replied, "Miss if you fart when you see the ring, I am sure you will poop when you know the price".

PARODY

A parody (also called pastiche, spoof, send-up or lampoon), in current use, is an imitative work created to mock, comment on, or trivialise an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation. As the literary theorist Linda Hunchtion puts it, "parody … is imitation, not always at the expense of the parodied text." Another critic, Simon Dentith, defines parody as "any cultural practice which provides a relatively polemical allusive imitation of another cultural production or practice.^"Parody may be found in art or culture, including literature, music (although "parody" in music has an earlier, somewhat different meaning than for other art forms), animation, gaming and film.

Here are some parody videos. (this video isn't suitable for viewer under 15 years old)

part1

 

part 2

part 3

part 4

THE RAILWAY CHILDREN

The first time I finished reading the novel "The Railway Children" I don't think I understand the story very well. I think it's hard for me to understand the novels for form three. The first novel for form 3 that I read was "Around The World in 80 days". This novel was easy for me to remember because  I've watch the movie countless time.
So, for this next novel I search the web for some info and found a movie about it.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Hope these videos can help some students about this novel out there.

WATER POLLUTION

Water pollution is a major global problem which requires ongoing evaluation and revision of water resource policy at all levels (international down to individual aquifers and wells). It has been suggested that it is the leading worldwide cause of deaths and disease, and that it accounts for the deaths of more than 14,000 people daily. An estimated 700 million Indians have no access to a proper toilet, and 1,000 Indian children die of diarrheal sickness every day. Some 90% of China's cities suffer from some degree of water pollution, and nearly 500 million people lack access to safe drinking water. In addition to the acute problems of water pollution in developing countries, developed countries continue to struggle with pollution problems as well. In the most recent national report on water quality in the United States, 45 percent of assessed stream miles, 47 percent of assessed lake acres, and 32 percent of assessed bay and estuarine square miles were classified as polluted.
Water is typically referred to as polluted when it is impaired by anthropoganic contaminants and either does not support a human use, such as drinking water, and/or undergoes a marked shift in its ability to support its constituent biotic communities, such as fish. Natural phenomena such as volcanoes, algae blooms, storms, and earthquakes also cause major changes in water quality and the ecological status of water.

PHOENIX

  

The phoenix, or phenix is a mythical sacred firebird that can be found in the mythologist of the Arabia, Persians, Greeks, Romans, Egyptians, Chinese, Indians and (according to Sanchuniathon) Phoenicians.
A phoenix is a mythical bird with a colorful plumage and a tail of gold and scarlet (or purple, blue, and green according to some legends  ). It has a 500 to 1000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of twigs that then ignites; both nest and bird burn fiercely and are reduced to ashes, from which a new, young phoenix or phoenix egg arises, reborn anew to live again. The new phoenix is destined to live as long as its old self. In some stories, the new phoenix embalms the ashes of its old self in an egg made of myrrh and deposits it in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis (literally "sun-city" in Greek). It is said that the bird's cry is that of a beautiful song. The Phoenix's ability to be reborn from its own ashes implies that it is immortal, though in some stories the new Phoenix is merely the offspring of the older one. In very few stories they are able to change into people.